Captain’s Song

by J.W. Liotta

To the tune of “I’m Too Sexy,” performed by Right Said Fred, written by Fred Fairbrass, Richard Fairbrass, and Rob Manzoni.

 

I’m too sexy for my ship, too sexy for my ship.
Isn’t that a pip?

I’m too sexy for my mate, too sexy for my mate.
“Number One” don’t rate!

Chorus A:
I’m a captain, y’know what I mean?
And I give out my orders on the ship’s bridge.
On the ship’s bridge, on the ship’s bridge.
I give out my orders on the ship’s bridge.

I’m too sexy for my suit, too sexy for my suit.
Isn’t that a hoot?

I’m too sexy for my chair, too sexy for my chair.
With or without hair!

(Repeat Chorus A)

I’m too sexy for my crew, too sexy for my crew.
What can you do?

I’m too sexy for Star Fleet, too sexy for Star Fleet.
Isn’t that just neat?

Chorus B:
I’m a captain, y’know what I mean?
And I shake my l’il tush in the “big chair.”
On the ship’s bridge, on the ship’s bridge.
I shake my l’il tush in the “big chair.”

I’m too sexy for this song…

Captain's Song

Illustration by J. Andrew World

 

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