Haikus

by Catherine Harding

 

Renaissance Haiku
The globe expanded
An end to serfdom nears? Still
Turnips ’tween my toes

Star Wars Haiku I
Obi-Wan’s pupil
He is Yoda’s problem now
Whine whine whine whine whine

Gamer’s Haiku I
Dragons suck my spleen
Stuck in twenty-sided hell
I burn the damn dice

Pokemon Haiku
Long forest journey
No battles won, stomach growls
Roast my Pikachu

Dune (the David Lynch Movie) Haiku
Expectations crushed
I will kill him, I will kill
Fight to stay awake

Japornimation Haiku
Sex with young school girls
Phallic vines explode to rape
What the hell is this?

 

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