New Boy Wonder

by Rob Balder

To to the tune of “Land Down Under,” performed by Men at Work, written by Colin Hey and Ron Stykert.

 

Met a man in a cape and cowl
He was
Six feet tall, dressed like an owl
He stood in the shadows
He made me nervous
He knew my parents from the circus
And he was

On the hunt for the new Boy Wonder
‘Cause…
There’s villains loose, and they plunder
Gotta find what rock they’re under
They better run, they better take cover

Gotham City was in a crime wave
So he
Took me back to see the Bat Cave
That gas he gave me made me sleepy
Guess I found the whole thing a little bit
Creepy
But okay

Guess I’ll be the new Boy Wonder
‘Cause…
There’s villains loose, and they plunder
Gotta find what rock they’re under
They better run, they better take cover

Now we show bad guys what we’re made of
But it’s
Really him they’re all afraid of
He cuts a figure
So dark and edgy
My costume just gives me a wedgie
But oh well

Look out, I’m the new Boy Wonder
‘Cause…
There’s villains loose, and they plunder
Gotta find what rock they’re under
They better run, they better take cover

 

 

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