More Haikus

by Catherine Harding


Good morrow, mi’lord
Trueth to the period
Does Coke stain velvet?

Star Wars: Episode I
Do you want to leave?
Maybe it gets better soon.
Do you want to leave?

Call of Cthulhu
But it’s a spider.
NO! Too horrible to name!
Looks like a spider.

Help me Rick! Help me!
Minmei’s in trouble again.
Just shoot her this time.